when you’re just having one of those days
this will never not be funny
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
"fight me you bitch"
7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks